Mighty Russia Prevails!

The people (you) have spoken!

Some of you thought that we should just do away with anyone and everyone associated with the current government that got us into this big mess.

But, most of you considered the President's speech and thought that overthrowing an entire government would create an even bigger problem, and that the ideal plan of action was to keep the President, and slowly make changes within her cabinet. Also, many comments liked to emphasize that the President did not lead us down any bad roads before the asteroid decided to fall out of the sky. This disaster would be a true test of leadership for any President and while she disappointed us, the military, under martial law is what really lead us to these bad times.

In response to your response, two big changes have been made. First, the Minister of Defense has been fired from his post. Anatoly "World Domination" Eduardovich Serdyukov had ambitious goals of first, controlling his people, and then controlling the world, and not enough humility or genuine concern for the people to actual lead them.

Second, President Podkopayeva remains the President of Russia. We, the people, have decided to give her a second chance to fulfill her promises, but with new advisers at her side. Two very trustworthy, respected, and vampire members of the populace have volunteered to be the President's liaisons to the populace and to help her keep the people in mind when governing the great country of Russia. Their super strength and blood diet are sure to keep her in line!

Lastly, I want to congratulate the people of Russia for forming a united front in this time of dire emergency and disaster. Over the past weeks, we have truly demonstrated what it means to be a good Russian and I want to applaud you for that.

It's been a pleasure scheming with you and reporting the latest news. As The Vodka Rebellion is officially over, this will be my last post, but I look greatly to a bright, successful future for Russia and all of her people.

Благодарю вас и спокойной ночи.

(Thank you and goodnight.)